Comedian Breaks His Penis And Writes Book About It

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Odds are you best recognize the name Ross Asdourian from the line, “Who in the hell is Ross Asdourian?”

Well, according to CNN, Asdourian is a 32-year-old stand-up comic in New York who broke his penis three years ago during a romp with a young lady at his apartment in Manhattan’s East Village, and thankfully, he decided to write a book about it.

Titled “Broken Bananah,” Asdourian’s true story of “life, love and sex without a penis” is now available on Amazon, and our guess is that it’s something you’ll want to read after you eat dinner. I mean, I know the idea of walking around with a busted pecker doesn’t do much for my appetite.

So why did Asdourian decide to write a book about what has to be one of the most embarrassing moments of his life? Well, in short, he’s a true comedian, and a true comedian’s only goal is to make people laugh.

A comedian broke his penis and wrote a book about it @CNN https://t.co/qSP0WunotT …um gross dude

— Ross Asdourian (@asdo) April 18, 2018

“I hope that (the book) reaches people and it makes people laugh, and in a time when people are having a tough time laughing, I think that this is something that we can all laugh about,” he said. “I think everyone has a story to tell and this just happened to be mine. I think when we’re faced with our sexuality, it puts a lot of things into question.”

Um: Here’s A Lady Whose Vagina ‘Broke,’ And She Describes What It Looked Like In Detail If You’re Into That

The biggest takeaway from breaking his cock? Surprisingly, Asdourian said it’s that things “can always be worse.”

“Even when we lose our core family jewels, it truly can always be worse,” he said. “And that’s a good perspective to have, because we’re just a blip on the radar, and there are miracles happening every day.”

I think that we can all agree that that’s an amazing attitude to have. Personally, I would have told absolutely nobody about it and moved to Poland.