captive gator
Alligator overstayed his welcome.

Massive Captive Gator Refuses To Go Down, Knocks Out Trapper And Smacks Cop

By Tommy Gimler

Trespassing Alligator. Photo: strathroy (Getty)

You really have to hand it to Florida police officers. When they’re not busy responding to reports of a guys claiming to be Captain Kirk while masturbating (true story), they have their hands full with dudes on bath salts eating the faces of other human beings.

And now, it appears as though even the alligators…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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