Funniest Tweets of the Week 1-11-2019

Cover Photo: tostphoto (Getty Images). Cover Tweet: @MJMcKean

When a week ends, a collection of funniest tweets is born for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure.

Give our top tweets of the week a quick glance, enjoy a hearty laugh and then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend.

Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/1083552917699743744

we're evolving. https://t.co/ff0lbnYaLk

— Gabrielle ? (@gabalexa) January 10, 2019

Was it the tapas? https://t.co/CcMFeK9UXR

— batkaren (@batkaren) January 11, 2019

I've never seen Sex & The City, but I'm assuming I'm a Blanche.

— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) January 10, 2019

a fun way to freak out your parents is to tell them you dropped out of college this semester and when they start losing it say you're just kidding and just when they start to recover tell them you actually dropped out last semester but have that part be true

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) January 11, 2019

me at 14: i can't wait to be 21

me at 21: ok that's enough

me at 22: *continuing to age* this is so unfair

— flappy ? (@funflaps) January 9, 2019

LEAD ARCHAEOLOGIST: Okay, the bones are fragile, so we want to brush very gently and remember not to, say, put them in our mouths or anything.

DOG ARCHAEOLOGIST: I can tell you’re talking about me and that’s offensive.

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 8, 2019

A handy chart pic.twitter.com/jRLsumEOjc

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) January 8, 2019

Am I awkward at flirting?

Yes.

But does that stop me from doing it?

I like your skin. 😉

— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) January 10, 2019

The only time I regret having 3 cats is fairly often.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 9, 2019

Today we are shooting our first test show in the new half hour format. In keeping with the 50% less theme, I will not be wearing pants

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 9, 2019