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Victoria's Secret Pink models attend the Ultimate Spring Break Bash hosted by Victoria's Secret PINK Nation at Surfcomber Miami, South Beach on March 14, 2015 in Miami Beach, Florida.

8 Kinds of Women You’ll Meet On Spring Break (And How To Approach Them)

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It’s that time of year, where college coeds ditch the books to let loose and expose their inner (and outer) party monster. That’s right, it’s spring break, baby.

Instead of spending the week vomiting in bushes and being rejected, per usual, you need to hone your skills by pregaming with us. Because knowledge is power, and we’re going to give you a lesson on the ABCs of spring break girls. From knowing who you’re hitting on to what’s on their agenda, consider this the Cliffs Notes on how to approach and woe a spring break woman. Be gentle, men.

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Which of these women are you most likely to hook up with on Spring Break? Sound off on your experiences in the comments!

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