It may be Friday, but there’s nothing scarier than a week without funny tweets. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, it’s been a minute but we’re back with the best! Between the endless impeachment, pointless debates, a new decade and Epstein definitely not killing himself, we could all use a few laughs. Thank goodness we have this sweet tweet video to get us through! Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
But first: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos
Mandatory Movie Battles For the Crown of Clown Prince of Crime: Joaquin Phoenix ‘Joker’ v. Heath Ledger
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Dumpster Dive: Investigation Discovers Amazon Third-Party Sellers Who Repackage Actual Trash
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Lonesome Dog Sets Kitchen on Fire, Likely Strategic Play After a Year of the Exact Same Meal
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Robert De Niro’s Assistant Denies Bingeing on ‘Friends’ During Work, Maintains She Was ‘On a Break’
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Meanwhile in Florida: Bus Evacuated After Teen Hot-Boxes It With Axe Body Spray, Coins New Term ‘Douchebus’
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Instagram Model Raises $1M In Nudes For Australian Wildfire Relief (What Are You Willing to Do?)
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Carnival Cruise Ships Collide in Titanic Fashion, Because When Has Anything Good Ever Happened on a Cruise?
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Meanwhile in Florida: Mom Leaves Kids on Bus to Smoke Weed, Alternative Parenting Style Denied
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Meanwhile in America: Dumbass Caught Robbing Bank After Ironic Social Media Post About Making It ‘Look Easy’
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Company With Period Badges For Female Employees Under Fire, People Aren’t Going With the Flow
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Meanwhile in Florida: Woman ‘Accidentally’ Gifts Semi-Automatic Rifle at Baby Shower, Completely Blows Away Karen’s Baby Yoga Mat
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Harvey Weinstein Faces 4 New Counts of Sexual Assault in Los Angeles, Not Including All Houseplants He Defiled
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The Biggest Headlines of 2019 That We Already Forgot About
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