Do dogs need pants? We think not, but the rest of the internet apparently does. And there is a fierce online debate happening right now over whether those completely unnecessary canine slacks should have two legs or four.
Bagel Bites (of all brands) is attempting to settle the dispute on Twitter this week in honor of National Dog Week (Sept. 20-26).
If a dog wore pants, how would they wear them? For #NationalDogWeek, we’re asking you to cast your vote and settle the debate! See the big reveal on 9/23 #BiteSizedDebates
— Bagel Bites⁷ (@BagelBites) September 18, 2020
Last we checked, there were over 51K votes. How many of those came from our four-legged friends is unclear, but humans were quite opinionated on the matter.
Wait pants are for legs and they got four of them! Why is everyone voting for 2-Leg! Humans have two legs and only human does!
— 我张三刀 (@DAODAODAOZ) September 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/sman42088/status/1308038443168133122?s=20
Kilt should be an option.
Just saying
— Brettzky ???? (@Longtabsigo) September 21, 2020
“Bagel Bites pizza snacks have a long history as the unlikely snacking combination that everyone can agree with, “Maya McDonald, brand activations lead at Kraft Heinz, said in a statement. “We’re leveraging the universal appeal of the brand to start a healthy discussion, because no matter what side of the debate you’re on — we’re all winners when dogs are wearing pants.”
Um…we’ll have to agree to disagree there. Why would we subject our fur babies to pants? We don’t even like wearing them! If we had to choose, we’re leaning toward the four-legged design as it seems easier for taking care of doggy bathroom business.
Photo: Bagel Bites
Voting ended yesterday and the results will be up today, after which, the winning design will go on sale at howdogswearpants.com at 3 p.m. EST. The custom red pants adorned with bagel bites will be available while supplies last – which, for the sake of our furry friends, we hope won’t be for long.
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