Meanwhile in New York: You Can Now Get COVID Test From Vending Machines (If Only STDs Were This Easy)

Vending machines have traditionally been dispensers of all our favorite vices and guilty pleasures, whether that’s peanut M&Ms, sour cream and onion chips, or sugary sodas. But finally, for once, vending machines are actually dispensing something useful: at-home COVID tests.

These miraculous machines are courtesy of health company Wellness 4 Humanity, and they’re only currently available in New…