Peyronie’s Disease Is the Weighty Affliction of Massively Curved Erections, So How Bent Is Too Bent For Your Johnson?

Can you imagine a world where all penises were exactly the same? Life would be as boring and predictable as sex with an English monarch. Luckily, schlongs come in all shapes and sizes. In fact, some members of the animal kingdom have prehensile erections that can swivel and arc like a phallic Baryshnikov (how do dolphins get anything done?). So…