Cocaine Is Bad For Environment, Says Environmentalist Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How to Have Fun

We can all generally agree that cocaine has its hiccups. But can we agree on the reason? Some say it leads to addiction, poverty, and eventually rock bottom. Others argue it creates a dung-rich mulch for criminal enterprise to flourish in. We maintain it leads to the unprovoked word vomiting of sad childhood memories in the cramped corners of random bathrooms filled with…