Drinking and texting don’t mix. There really should be a feature on your phone that measures your blood alcohol level and stops you from contacting anyone when it reaches a certain point otherwise known as “blotto.” Until that’s a thing, well, there are going to be inebriated communication mishaps.
Today, you’re going to be on the spectator side of drunk texts, which is really the only safe (and silliest) place to be. We’ve rounded up the funniest wasted conversations (if you can even call them that) for your reading pleasure – though good luck deciphering some of them. (That’s how you know you really had too much to drink.)
Next time you consider reaching out to someone via SMS after having thrown back a few drinks, remember these texts and think again.
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Drunk Texts
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