Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Me trying to fit in with the Twitter crowd because Reddit is down pic.twitter.com/IXDcqfbmDv
— Tayyab Hussain (@Tayyab__M10) January 6, 2022
https://twitter.com/zeldawilliams/status/1478910781089480704?s=20
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1478235889528496134?s=20
https://twitter.com/gabbyAlamby/status/1479198643760472064?s=20
https://twitter.com/SteenaSalido/status/1478468940082806784?s=20
Anyone go to sleep at night with a smile on their face because they know that the next time they open their eyes they're getting another cup of coffee?
-From You’re Doing Great
— Tom Papa (@tompapa) January 6, 2022
dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95
— Sharjil Rasool (@sharjilrasool) January 5, 2022
Man wtf is this Blazers halftime show ? pic.twitter.com/lyLpPM2U6D
— ?? (@seba6x) January 6, 2022
WIZARD?HATS?AND?DUNCE?CAPS?ARE?TOO?SIMILAR?I'M?SICK?AND?TIRED?OF?THINKIN'?I'M?HANGIN'? WITH?A?DAMN?WIZARD?BUT?IT?TURNS??OUT?TO?BE?A?DUNCE?AND?THEY?CAN?BARELY?DO?A?SINGLE?MAGIC?SPELL?AND?WHATNOT!!!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 6, 2022
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1478933577488384001?s=20
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except the stupid animal ur trying to keep alive is u
— Kamala Harris Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) January 4, 2022
*Agent Smith saying “Mr. Anderson” voice*
Captain Underpants
— Tommy McNamara (@TommyMcNam) January 5, 2022
Totally forgot I took a pic of this. While shooting a movie over the summer, ate at a diner that still had one of these (payphone was long gone). It was a phone book from a decade ago. Like a mummy on a chain. pic.twitter.com/dofvOJnYn0
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1478450909252182018?s=20
My response when someone tells me to stop sneaking tater tots from out of my pocket during a meeting pic.twitter.com/ozIVDLeCbT
— Tommy McNamara (@TommyMcNam) January 4, 2022
