Free beer, money that grows on trees, credit cards that don’t require repayment…sadly, these “wishfuls” simply don’t exist. In layman’s (or layperson’s) terms, what you see is what you get. If it looks like cake, smells like cake, and tastes like cake, yeah, it’s cake. And for those of you who believe there are exceptions to the rule, allow us to set you straight.
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CAKE
1. Guys who won't pressure you for sex on the first date.
2. Techies who don't believe in crypto.
3. Republicans whose favorite color is black.
4. Scientologists who don’t belong in a rubber room.
5. NFL owners who support the Rooney Rule.
6. Women who don’t think size matters.
7. Porsche drivers who aren’t compensating for “something.”
8. Writers who LOVE editors.
9. Kardashians who hate the spotlight.
10. Vice President Kamala Harris is a foreign policy expert.
11. Supermodels who think they’re too skinny.
12. White women who don't shop at Target.
13. Bodybuilders who think they’re too big.
14. White supremacists who support reparations.
15. Biden family members who think Hunter is innocent.