Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’

God bless daycare owners. They spend all day with a facility or home full of sticky-fingered rugrats that are likely prone to screaming, hitting, biting, and shitting themselves, among other unsavory behaviors. It’s a miracle anyone lasts in the childcare business without being severely traumatized. So maybe, just maybe, we can sympathize with a daycare owner who does anything…