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CEO of Tesla Motors Elon Musk speaks at the Tesla Giga Texas manufacturing "Cyber Rodeo" grand opening party in Austin, Texas, on April 7, 2022. - Tesla welcomed throngs of electric car lovers to Texas on April 7 for a huge party inaugurating a "gigafactory" the size of 100 professional soccer fields. (Photo by SUZANNE CORDEIRO / AFP) (Photo by SUZANNE CORDEIRO/AFP via Getty Images)

Elon’s Long Con: Why Musk Really Bought Twitter (And What He Plans to Do Next)

By Michael Hayne

Billionaire and world-class fuckboy Elon Musk seems hell-bent on alerting the world to his boredom and the great lengths (and expenditures) he will go to in order to keep the news cycle all about him. His hostile takeover of Twitter to the tune of $44 billion in the name of “free speech” has caused many to question his motives.…

Michael Hayne
Michael Hayne

Michael Hayne is a comedian, writer, voice artist, podcaster, and impressionist. Hist writing has appeared in Salon, Alternet, Raw Story, Investor's Observer, Addicting Info, Occupy Democrats, and many more. Hist comedy has been featured in Huffington Post, Funny or Die, and Sirius XM.

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