7 Funniest Pre-Flight Announcements

By Geoffrey Golden

Flying sucks. Evidence: air sickness, expensive snacks and babies who want to tell you about all their problems via crying. At least some flight attendants are lightening the mood with amusing jokes, music and mayhem. Perhaps there’s not as much mayhem as I would like, but these funny pre-flight announcements get the trip started right.

 

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Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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