Your cat will loudly and pitifully complain throughout the car ride, making you feel like the worst person alive. Meanwhile, dogs love a good drive. They love it so much, they stick their heads out the car window and experience every drop of windy goodness. Here are 7 dogs in fast cars:
Parachute Face
Take this dog with you when you jump out the plane. [via]
Smiling
When you’re in a car and your head is out the window, life is perfect. [via]
Goggles
What? No leather cap? [via]
Snarling
Amazingly, he does like this. [via]
Teeth
This is how dog dentists perform checkups. [via]
Sleeping
60 mph winds make me sleepy, too. [via]
Noble
His head is outside the window and he’s proud, goddamn it. [via]
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