8 Cat Methods For Waking Up Their Owners

By Geoffrey Golden

There are many perks to being a cat owner. Their purrs are very soothing and filming a cat’s antics might get you many views on The YouTubes. However, as every cat owner knows, in the morning those fuzzy assholes will do anything to wake you up and get fed. They’re like walking, ruthless little alarm clocks. Here are 8 cat methods for waking up…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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