The Big List: Obama Does Reddit! Badass DOS Games! Valuable Whale Vomit!

Time to be a kid walking on the beach, discover a weird looking rock, find out it’s whale vomit, don’t freak out, find out it’s actually really valuable to perfume companies, dance around in joy, realize sometimes a “pot of gold” can take an unusual shape and check out these links!

President Obama’s Reddit AMA: Awesome Highlights

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovations/post/president-obamas-reddit-ama-top-five-most-awesome-questions/2012/08/29/d3f2c1aa-f21a-11e1-adc6-87dfa8eff430_blog.html

He earned a lot of karma from the interwebs.

12 Hilarious Reviews of a Pen Just For Women

http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-hilarious-reviews-of-a-pen-just-for-women

If you have too much testosterone, the pen melts in your hands.

Boy Discovers $63,000 Piece of Whale Vomit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/charlie-naysmith-whale-vomit_n_1837241.html

And I had a lemonade stand, like a sucker.

Pizza Lover Punches Delivery Guy Over Missing Garlic Knots

http://gawker.com/5939312/ornery-pizza-lover-arrested-for-punching-delivery-guy-over-missing-garlic-knots

He was like, “I made it in 30 minutes – nothing bad can happen to me now!” [image via]

10 Insanely Badass DOS Game Boxes

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/08/10_insanely_badass_dos_game_boxes.php

The NFL is great, but I’d pay for season passes to see real life Crazy Football.

That’s all for this upvoted edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.