Time to go to Washington, D.C. on vacation, see that the monuments are apparently all closed because of the government shutdown, say “f*** that noise,” step around the one tiny barricade saying the National Mall is closed and check out these links!
Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government’s Demands
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema
They came to see the Washington Monument. They’ll end up on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.
Most Offensive Team Names
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-offensive-team-names,34170
Go Sacramento Sex Slaves!
Artie Lange On His Suicide Attempt And Life After Howard Stern
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The interview takes place in the room he attempted to commit suicide in. Comedians live such funny lives!
More People You See At Every Nerd Convention
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http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/10/10/more-people-you-see-at-every-nerd-convention-comic/
Keep Calm and Eat More Nachos.
Some Guy Made All The Food From Patton Oswalt’s “Black Angus” Bit
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http://www.avclub.com/articles/bend-over-abigail-may-some-guy-made-all-the-food-f,104074/
Deep fried pumpkin never looked so… much like a real thing now?
That’s all for this this nerdy edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!