The Big List: Breaking Government! iOS 7 Waterproofs Your Phone?

By Geoffrey Golden

Time to buy an iPhone, upgrade it to iOS 7, read that the new operating system makes it waterproof, take your iPhone to a waterpark, check your email in a wave pool, take it to the Genius Bar to get a repair and ask “what the hell,” scream “4chan!” to the heavens in the parking lot and check out these links!

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Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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