What’s the true meaning of Christmas? It’s getting together with family and friends, the people you love, and spending time with them… trying to beat a Guinness World Record! After all, Christmas is about festive, ruthless competition. Here are 10 amazing Christmas world records:
Christmas World Records: Australian Family Rig 502,165 Lights
Yeah, these lights are never coming down.
Christmas World Records: Thai Students Form Largest Human Christmas Tree
So that’s why children are our most valuable resource.
Christmas World Records: Longest Christmas Log From Shanghai
Someone else could set a record by eating the whole thing.
Christmas World Records: Deepest Underwater Christmas Tree
Starts at :42. So, it looks like Spongebob just got a World’s Record.
Christmas World Records: First Brussels Sprout Powered Christmas Tree
…because… science… is… uh… uhhhhh… cool… I guess?
Christmas World Records: Fastest Time Spelling “Merry Christmas” With Alphabet Pasta
Don’t play with your food, unless it’s for a world record.
Christmas World Records: Largest Christmas Stocking
That’s enough coal for all those children.
Christmas World Records: Deepest Santa Ho-Ho-Ho!
“It’s an average of the three ho’s.” lol lol looooool.
Christmas World Records: Green Christmas Tree Made Of 40,000 Recycled Plastic Bottles
Step 1: Steal the tree. Step 2: Take it to a supermarket. Step 3: Recycle it and become super rich! (Well, make a couple thousand dollars.)
Christmas World Records: Christmas Carol Duets With Jimmy Fallon & Amy Sedaris
Joy to the world / Kazoos are great…
Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon. Header via.
