Time to somehow get some Bitcoins, think about what on earth you’re gonna do with the Bitcoins you now have, find out you can purchase a Tesla with those Bitcoins, buy the Tesla using the Bitcoins, find out the value of Bitcoins plummeted right after you bought the car, high-five yourself and check out these links!
Couple Recall Paul Walker’s Incredible, Secret Act Of Kindness A Decade Ago
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20762884,00.html
The Fast and The Generous. RIP.
Someone Bought A Tesla Using Bitcoin
http://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-purchased-with-bitcoin-2013-12
If Billy Joel updated “We Didn’t Start The Fire” for 2013, “Tesla” and “Bitcoin” would both be in there. [image via]
Did Kyle Kinane Get Pace Salsa To Suspend Their Twitter Account?
Negotiations have begun. pic.twitter.com/Oiv7S9I0mA
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) December 1, 2013
http://splitsider.com/2013/12/kyle-kinane-got-pace-salsa-to-suspend-their-twitter-account/
No, it turns out it was a hoax, but a hilarious hoax nonetheless.
Penny Ante: Wanna Be Overworked And Underpaid For Penny Arcade?
https://medium.com/the-magazine/b6a70e01acd8
You got the job! Get equipped with… Sleep Deprevation. [image via]
Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-starting-new-exciting-stage-of-lif,34738/
Not starting an exciting new stage of life is what makes you so special?
That’s all for this this Bitcoin-purchased edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.
