Trolling #16: Lord of the Rings SUCKS!

By Witney Seibold

On Friday the 13th, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug will be released in theaters. Like the Hobbit film to immediately precede it, this new flick (only the second of three) likely promises to be a shamelessly padded, cynical cash-grab from a studio and from filmmakers who are trying to milk every last drop of Lord of the Rings lucre out of…

Witney Seibold
Witney Seibold

Witney Seibold is a longtime film snob and cineaste who began reviewing movies in 1996 for his college newspaper. He has since written for NoHo>LA, Geekscape, The Wrap, Movies.com, Nerdist, Legion of Leia, Topless Robot, and has been the co-host of CraveOnline's The B-Movies Podcast since 2011. 

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