The Big List: Red Hot Chili Pranksters! Most Offensive Shirt Ever?

Time to find the most offensive words in the English language, put them all on a black t-shirt together in white block text, misspell a few of them ‘by accident,’ sell a whole lot of shirts to a whole lot of teenagers who are desperate to piss off their parents, and check out these links!

Justin Bieber Arrested For 2^nd Time In A Week

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/justin-bieber-arrested-for-2nd-time-in-a-week/

Busted, busted, busted oooh.

Listen To The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Super Bowl Song

http://www.rhcp2014.com/

Or rather, the Red Hot Chili Pranksters. [Context]

The Epic Battle To Save The Most Offensive Team Name In Professional Sports

http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2014/01/30/3205071/redskins/

What about just calling them the Skins, and their mascot could be a rowdy British teenager?

Woman Was Her Own Twin – And The Twin Was The Mother Of Her Children

http://guardianlv.com/2014/01/pregnancy-no-proof-of-motherhood-woman-was-her-own-twin-and-the-twin-was-the-mother-of-her-children/

Fneh?

Have You Ever Wanted A Shirt With ‘CRAPDILDO F***HOAR SEXKUNT” On It?

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/coolcat-swearing-sweater-interview

If not, perhaps your mom would like it.

That’s all for this this offensively-named edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.