March Madness 2014: Final Four Drinking Game

In our annual tradition, we in the CraveOnline Party Engineering and Chemical Labs have worked long into the night — just like our college days — to prepare for the Final Four Drinking Game. We are sure the games will be awesome to watch … but we like to take things to the next level.

It should be noted in special mom and dad voices – PLEASE BE SAFE AND KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN. We care about you and want you to return to read more stuff.

That being said…

Freshman – Take 1 drink every time:

Slam Dunk
Someone on the bench is shown biting down on a towel.
Someone on the bench is shown slapping the floor.
Someone on the bench is holding back his teammates.
Florida’s 30 game win streak is mentioned.
Kentucky’s Julius Randle drains a three-point shot.
UConn’s Shabazz Napier makes a free throw attempt.
Wisconsin gets a steal.
Any coach is waving frantically.
A Badger is seen.

Sophomore – Take 2 drinks every time:

Announcer says “dagger” or “baby”.
Announcer says “Cinderella” or “upset”.
Announcer says “hot hand” or describes a run.
Any mention of a #1 seed.
CBS cuts away to show a player’s mom or girlfriend in the crowd.
Announcers make a bad segue to a promote a t.v. show.
Charles Barkley says something that requires translation.
Charles Barkley is in a commercial.

Junior – Take 3 drinks every time:

Scramble for a ball.
There is a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial
A team crosses the 10 point mark, then 20 point, then 30, etc. etc.
Air ball
Three point play.
Technical foul.
Ten point run.
A pick-and-roll results with someone falling.
Alley oop!

Senior – Finish your drink every time:

An upset occurs (UK or UConn win)
The higher seed wins. (Get it?)

Be careful out there and know when to say when.

Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook

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