Wayne Rooney and Ed Sheeran are known to be close friends, and it’s not difficult to see why. I once attended a festival in which Sheeran’s particular blend of beige songwriting had lulled 75% of the crowd into a catatonic state, and have you ever seen Rooney in a post-match interview? The words that tumble from his potato face are similarly sleep-inducing.
But now the pair have FINALLY collaborated…
