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High-Altitude Space Lounge for Rich People Promises to Make Earth Less Douchey For 6 Hours at a Time Finally, a space activity for poor rich people.
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Meanwhile in Florida: Terrible Woman Places Boy in Dryer, Doesn’t Bother to Add Dryer Sheet That'll teach him.
Men Are Softies, Say ‘I Love You’ First, Study Claims (But There’s a Huge Hitch) Researchers asked hundreds of people about those three little words.
The Weeknd Clean Up At MMVAs Ed Sheeran charms as host, while home-town rapper Drake makes a surprise appearance.
Sydney Sweeney & Orlando Bloom Step Out in Venice After Jeff Bezos Wedding Sydney Sweeney and Orlando Bloom were captured strolling through the streets of Venice after attending Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’ grand wedding. The pair…
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WTF? One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson Signs for Doncaster A member of the biggest boyband in the world joins a Championship club.
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