Single Guy Solutions: Dad Couldn’t Fire ‘Worst’ Nanny Ever,’ So He Married Her And you thought only Jude Law could get away with this.
Christmas in April! Cocaine Plops Out of Stuffed Reindeer at Donation Center This reindeer moonlights as a drug mule.
If a Woman Falls Into an Outhouse in the Forest, It Still Makes a (Shitty) Sound This woman is full of shit.
Italian Son Out of Will After Father Walks in on Him Eating Pizza With Fork and Knife Pizza is like sex; there's a wrong way and a right way to do it.
Paranoid American Hides Sperm in Couch Cushions Instead of Bank In this economy, there's no better safe deposit box than your couch.
Meanwhile in Florida: Bride and Her Caterer Allegedly Served Cannabis-Laced Food to Unknowing Guests (Finally, A Wedding We’d Be Thrilled to Attend!) We'll have seconds!
Colossal Cocks: World’s Biggest Penis Contest Reveals Countries With Biggest Johnson Rods, Says Ashamed American How do American cocks size up?
Mike Tyson Punches Fellow Plane Passenger in Face Multiple Times, The Real Shocker Is That He’s Flying Coach (Video) This guy picked the wrong celeb to fanboy over.
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The Weeknd Clean Up At MMVAs Ed Sheeran charms as host, while home-town rapper Drake makes a surprise appearance.
Sydney Sweeney & Orlando Bloom Step Out in Venice After Jeff Bezos Wedding Sydney Sweeney and Orlando Bloom were captured strolling through the streets of Venice after attending Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’ grand wedding. The pair…
WTF? One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson Signs for Doncaster A member of the biggest boyband in the world joins a Championship club.
The New Sports App Every Fan Will Soon Be Downloading 'Fanpics' will be a must-have for every arena that provides it.