I know why he didn't see the squad car hiding out.
It's Halloween 365 days a year for this guy.
And you thought your keyless car was safe.
Yep, thats enough to get you fired.
It doesn't end.
Does she not have a garden?
What else are you going to do when you're stranded on an island?
Apparently not everybody in England loves Wham!
Pretty stupid, even for Florida Man.
This dude needs a change in diet.