Busted.
Not a happy ending for this fella.
The zucchini and squash in the Lone Star State can finally breathe easy.
At least it's a pretty clear motive.
Do you even celebrate, bro?
Some people should work for food, not money.
I guess it would make it easier on them to bend you over when they overcharge you.
Probably the most painful headline ever written.
He made it a tad easy on them.
Not out of odor, though.