Loving it yet?
Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Preparation is key, as this is one storm where you really don't want to end up soaked.
Idiots.
Whoever wrote this needs to get laid big time.
This year's Mother's Day is going to be awkward.
What a twist!
Get those barf bags ready.
Don't think soldiers died so this woman can do that.
Modern relationships.