Last time he gets a roommate off Craigslist.
Next time they should just spend their day at Home Depot like most couples do.
Let us illuminate this for you.
Loving it yet?
Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Preparation is key, as this is one storm where you really don't want to end up soaked.
Idiots.
Whoever wrote this needs to get laid big time.
This year's Mother's Day is going to be awkward.
What a twist!