Not the kind of shot in the ass that he was hoping for.
No more "2 For $20" Tuesday nights at Applebee's for this scorned lover.
Sounds like his favorite announcer must be Marv Albert.
But first, let me take a picture of this couple knocking boots.
Cheetos out for Harambe.
Huskies are beautiful dogs, but they're not THAT beautiful.
Get your barf bags ready.
And now your whole body will itch.
This lady has short-term memory apparently.
I wonder if he still has all of his nine lives.