Meanwhile in Maine: Rare Cotton-Candy Lobster Named Haddie Caught, Too Pretty to Eat But We Will Anyway (Sorry Haddie) Good luck getting your claws on one of these super rare sea creatures.
Meanwhile in Spain: Horny Tourists Turning Sex on the Beach From Popular Cocktail to Natural Disaster, Ruining Sand Dunes Don’t you want outdoor sex sites to be preserved for generations to (um) come?
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania: Wild Video Shows School Bus Plunging Into Icy River, Still Beats Class Some kids have all the luck.
‘Winter Vagina’ Is Here to Wreak Havoc on Your Holiday Sex Life, How to Know If She Has It (And How to Thaw It) Is it cold in here or is it just your vagina?
Ranked! The Top 10 Most Stressed-Out Cities in the US Where you live might have a bigger impact on how stressed out you get than we ever could have imagined.
Witness Swarm of Bees Erupt During Cricket Match, Finally Somebody Making Cricket Watchable To the untrained eye, cricket looks exactly like a half-dressed hockey team attempting to play baseball with whatever sports equipment…
Meanwhile in Texas: Woman Discovers New Deadly Parasite Burrowing Through Soles of Your Feet, Still No Excuse to Wear Socks in Bed Covid-19. Extreme weather. Runaway moose. As if we needed another thing to freak us out when we leave the house.
Meanwhile in China: Fossils of Penis Worms Found (And They Appear to Be Uncircumcised) Recently-discovered fossils in the Yunnan province in southern China have emerged, indicating that long ago and far away, creatures known…
Meanwhile in Netherlands: Rare Penis Plant Blooms For First Time In 25 Years, What Took You So Long Dick Everyone remembers the first time they saw a rare... penis plant. The latest of the Amorphophallus decus-silvae finally bloomed in…
Stripper and Her Monkey Are Part of Major College Football Scandal, And We Couldn’t Even Make This Stuff Up This Texas Longhorns coach's stripper girlfriend's monkey (say that fast three times) attacked a poor child trick-or-treating on Halloween.