Finally.
I'm pretty sure midgets don't like to be held, pal.
Remember to put your tin foil hat on first.
Honey, get the kids. We're moving to Georgia.
Well, it's not like he's going to want to do it now.
Joy to the w-oh my God!!!
High-larious.
Bold choice.
That's not the kind of stocking stuffer we're looking for this holiday season.
They give you pleasure, and can save your life.