A big budget epic so packed with stupefying choices that it doesn't even qualify as 'so bad it's good.'
The producer and co-writer of the original 1996 blockbuster says the sequel will finally explain the famous plot hole.
Amazon are reportedly set to rival the Ouya with an Android-based console of their own.
No, seriously, we're fine.
"A celebration of unforgivable behavior with a cast that surely, SURELY must have had something better to do."