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After nearly two years as an existing website, it’s about freaking time someone at Mandatory said something about the best free porn sites. Anyone who has been reading along with us has earned this gift, just in time for the holiday season. And just to be sure, we tested them all out. So no more tugging the skin flute to memories of girls who refuse to return your phone calls. This is what you need (you pervert).
Best Free Porn Sites Right Now!
YouPorn
It’s the first page every man goes to when checking for a solid Internet connection. With a sleek layout, high quality ladies and some seriously award-winning HD content, YouPorn offers the champagne of pornography to the (cheap bastards) of free wank material. If this doesn’t make you happy, you might be gay. And if you are, you’re in luck, because they have a section for that, too. YouPorn is also one of the best free porn sites for mobile.
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XVideos
Rocking a little more amateur and a little less crazy porn star, XVideos is the site for men who like to keep things a little closer to home, a little more believable and who appreciate the “best of” filters along the top of the page. If you found something you liked three weeks ago and can’t remember what it is, chances are you’ll find it with ease. And if your Wi-Fi is down, or you’re at the DMV for four hours with time to kill, there’s a still photos page that’ll help you “beat” the time.
RedTube
When YouPorn is down, this is the likely backup plan. Although its layout is a lot like YouPorn, some of the front-page content is a little more unique in terms of curly pubes, open road hand-jobs and period pieces (wink). These sites couldn’t really get much better, unless of course the women were projecting themselves out of the screen to do the work for you themselves. Damn, that’s actually a good idea for a free porn site.
XNXX
We weren’t sure what the “N” between the “XXX” was, so we took this one for a quick 72-hour spin to be sure. They’ve got a little bit of everything here, even some variety, like Arabic, Indian and the occasional chubby lady. It’s raining equal-opportunity erotica in here. They’ve even included “kissing” and “cartoon” sections for men who may be new to porn, or new to their penis even.
PornHub
With a similar layout to YouPorn but with fairly straight-down-the-middle content, Pornhub is really the only hub you want to stick your manhood into. Not only does it offer filters for your preference, but it has a “meet & fuck” section, along with a community page. Talk about caring by sharing. In addition, PornHub has made recent improvements on your smartphone, making it one of the best free porn sites for mobile, as well.
Porn.com
If the last one wasn’t easy enough to remember, this one has the domain name any five-year-old could try out. As long as you’re not five, we can endorse this. And yes, they have a “Granny” section. By entering the site, you can tell just by fingering around that they’re pretty open to all shapes, sizes and colors. Good thing too, because alien porn is on the rise.
Tube8
This one is pretty straightforward and easy to remember. If you’re looking for the sleekest layout or craziest content, this isn’t necessarily top dog, but if you just need something to pass the time during a family dinner, we imagine this would be completely appropriate. Show mom the “Mature” section and see what she thinks. The site also has links to all the other top sites across its banner, both free and paid. They’re really looking out for your good time.
Youjizz
That’s a classy name for a classy site. Probably the biggest underdog of the best free porn sites, this dandy isn’t afraid to mix cartoons into its content, and the women are surprisingly sexier than most other free sites, like the ones where girls are missing an eye or have two vaginas. Or is that their butt? I never could tell the difference.
SpankWire
With giant thumbnails bigger than the saucer-like nipples you crave, this site will get you going before you click on anything. Just like CNN covers all the news you could want, SpankWire delivers a reliable porn source for you and your loved ones, including a section on BBW (big beautiful women). What more could you ask for?
Xtube
A progressive site that lets you state your gender and the gender of your choice before entering, Xtube is a easy-to-filter portal to boner heaven. With a delightful emphasis on young (legal) ladies and an opportunity to upgrade to VIP status, this site takes gentle care of its customers, unlike Punishtube, which is not so gentle.