Study Suggests All Women Are Either Lesbians Or Bisexual

Here’s an article you should forward to your wife. And her best friend.

According to The Independent, a recent study suggests most women are never straight, meaning they are either gay or bisexual.

In another chapter from the book “How In The Hell Do I Get That Job?”, a doctor from the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex recently showed “videos of naked men and women to 235 females and recorded their responses. It found 82 percent of the women tested were aroused by both sexes, based on indicators such as whether their pupils dilated in response to sexual stimuli.”

That led to what is quite possibly the greatest conclusion of all time, courtesy of Dr. Gerulf Riegler:

“Even though the majority of women identify as straight, our research clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what turns them on, they are either bisexual or gay, but never straight.”

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