I guess Orlando Bloom thinks he’s cool because he’s on a yacht grinding on a Victoria’s Secret model’s ass, but when he twisted off his bottle cap this morning did he win a free Mt. Dew? No, I don’t think so. You know who did? Me. That’s right Orlando, I’m the big winner!
Is it just us or have Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom aged considerably? Once among the most attractive of young…
