The 63rd Annual Emmy Awards were a Modern Family bukkake party last night, so speaking of bukkake, here’s Sofia Vergara in this dress. As long as she doesn’t speak or look like she might speak, she’s probably the hottest woman on television right now. Well, except for that woman on the news last night who died in a house fire. They never showed her picture, but the news anchors kept going on and on about how hot she was.
If you've ever thought, "My kid could've painted that" when looking at a modern painting, well, in this case, you'd…
