Jessica Lowndes Is More Important

I was going to write a think piece about Chris Brown‘s possible baby mama naming their alleged daughter, “Royalty Brown“, but then I was scrolling through Instagram and remembered that I follow Jessica Lowndes. Then I thought about what we’d name our baby. It really doesn’t have to be a baby. I’d put my name on the birth certificate.

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