As we all know, Hugh Hefner died Wednesday night and all the takes about his life came yesterday. Hey, did you know Hugh Hefner got women naked for profit?! Me either. I must have missed that. Big if true. The news that was missed, however, was the death of his wife’s dreams of rolling in money.
Crystal Harris may not inherit anything from her late husband, Hugh Hefner, who died of natural causes at the age of 91 on Wednesday, September 27. A source exclusively told Us Weekly in 2013 that the legendary magazine publisher and the model, 31, signed an “ironclad” prenuptial agreement before their wedding at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles in December 2012. She had not been added to his pre-existing will at the time. Instead, his massive fortune had been promised to “his children, the University of Southern California film school and a variety of charities,” the insider told Us .
In what might be the worst self-own in modern history, Crystal Harris had to pretend to like sucking on a penis that was around during the Great Depression and got no money out of it. As far as Hugh Hefner’s standards go, Crystal Harris is kinda ugly, and also her name is “Crystal”. Somebody probably let him know that leaving her money would put a stain on his legacy.
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LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 09: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner (L) and his fiancee Crystal Harris celebrate Hefner's 85th birthday at the Palms Casino Resort April 9, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/WireImage)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 04: Television personality/model Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club grand opening party on May 4, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/WireImage)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 31: Sister-in-law's television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner (L) and model Caya Hefner appear at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub as Crystal hosts Labor Day weekend on August 31, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 24: Hugh Hefner (L) and model Crystal Hefner attend the annual Halloween Party, hosted by Playboy and Hugh Hefner, at the Playboy Mansion on October 24, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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Los Angeles, CA - OCTOBER 25: Hugh Hefner and Crystal Hefner attend Playboy Mansion's Annual Halloween Bash at The Playboy Mansion on October 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 24: Playboy Playmate Crystal Hefner at the Los Angeles Mission Christmas Eve Event for Skid Row Homeless held at Los Angeles Mission on December 24, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MAY 09: Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner (R) and his wife Playboy Playmate Crystal Hefner (L) attend the 2013 Playmate Of The Year announcement at The Playboy Mansion on May 9, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Paul Archuleta/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 04: Television personality/model Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club grand opening party on May 4, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/WireImage)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 25: Model Crystal Hefner appears at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club's Memorial Day weekend celebration on May 25, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jeff R. Bottari/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 13: Crystal Hefner arrives at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on June 13, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 04: Television personality/model Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club grand opening party on May 4, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/WireImage)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 16: Miss December 2009 Crystal Hefner prepares for Playboy's 60th Anniversary special event on January 16, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Television personality/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on September 20, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 31: Television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub to host Labor Day weekend on August 31, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 10: Television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on May 10, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 24: Model Crystal Hefner (L) and Hugh Hefner attend the annual Halloween Party, hosted by Playboy and Hugh Hefner, at the Playboy Mansion on October 24, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 31: Television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub to host Labor Day weekend on August 31, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 24: Model Crystal Hefner attends the annual Halloween Party, hosted by Playboy and Hugh Hefner, at the Playboy Mansion on October 24, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Television personality/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on September 20, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 10: Television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on May 10, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 31: Television personality/model/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub to host Labor Day weekend on August 31, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images)
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Los Angeles, CA - OCTOBER 25: Hugh Hefner and Crystal Hefner attend Playboy Mansion's Annual Halloween Bash at The Playboy Mansion on October 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)
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HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 13: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner (L) and girlfriend Crystal Harris attend the 31st annual Playboy Jazz Festival at the Hollywood Bowl on June 13, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 13: Crystal Hefner arrives at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on June 13, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Television personality/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on September 20, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 13: Crystal Hefner arrives at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on June 13, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Television personality/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on September 20, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - JUNE 13: Crystal Hefner arrives at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on June 13, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mindy Small/FilmMagic)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Television personality/DJ Crystal Hefner arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino during the resort's Rehab pool party on September 20, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/Getty Images)
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HOLLYWOOD - APRIL 26: Hugh Hefner (L) and Crystal Harris arrive at the "Iron Man 2" World Premiere at El Capitan Theatre on April 26, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/WireImage)