Porn Star’s Huge Jugs Could Kill Her

By Tommy Gimler

We’re surprised jumping jacks haven’t done the job already.

Porn star Elizabeth Starr recently told The Sun that if she doesn’t get a double mastectomy performed on her O-cup breasts soon, she could die from blood clots and infections.

Her massive cans are the result of a surgery known as string implants, where the absorbing of fluid causes a…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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