Hong Kong Billionaire Offers $120 Million to Any Man Who Marries His Lesbian Daughter

By Tommy Gimler

My straight wife doesn’t sleep with me either, so what the hell? I’ll do it for a hundredth of that price.

One of the richest men in Hong Kong is offering $120 million to any man who marries his daughter. And as long as you’ll be able to get past the fact that his daughter will always love her lesbian partner way more than you, you’ll…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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