What does it sound like when one male pig is balls-deep in five sows? According to a woman in China, Maine, it sounds a lot like a domestic disturbance.
Four Maine state troopers were called to a home last week after one neighbor reported hearing what she thought was screaming related to domestic abuse. But according to the police report, the officers were told the screams were instead coming from a male pig who was “in a pen with five other female pigs in heat.”
Or in other words, this male pig had just hit the jackpot.
The report also noted that police determined there was no assault and no disturbance “other than the screaming male pig.” However, there was no mention of just how in the hell the woman who phoned police had no idea she was living next to a pig farm.
(via Kennebec Journal)
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