Florida Man Asked to Stop Masturbating in Front of Window Sets Building on Fire Instead

By Tommy Gimler

Well, that escalated rather quickly.

What seems on the surface like a pretty simple and legitimate request for a 58-year-old man to stop tugging on his yogurt-slinger in front of his open windows and front door somehow led to first-degree arson charges after the man reportedly responded to the complaint by setting the building on fire.

No one was…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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