If you don’t know it, Snopes.com is a very awesome site that has been debunking urban legends and assumed myths for years. But what is often lost is how hilarious some of these debunked urban myths are. So we put together a few of our favorites because the world (and especially news coverage) would be kind of awesome if these were true.
Coca-Cola is an effective contraceptive.
Photograph shows a can containing “fish assholes.”
Universities will pay thousands of dollars for the donation of a testicle.
Facebook will be closing down for good March 15th, 2011.
Pouring Coca-Cola onto a piece of raw pork will cause worms to come crawling out of the meat.
The cursive script of the Coca-Cola label includes an image of a person snorting cocaine.
Video clip shows a bungee jumper who’s head is bitten off by an alligator.
Little Mikey of LIFE cereal fame died from the explosive effects of mixing Pop Rocks candy with Coca-Cola.
Fanta was invented by the Nazis.
The Facebook group “Becoming a father or mother was the greatest gift of my life” was created by a pedophile to gain access to kid’s photos.
Television hostess Oprah Winfrey has committed suicide.
Photograph shows giant mutant cat raised by Canadian man.
Photograph shows a whale penis.
Photograph of man named Peter Griffin who bears a strong resemblance to animated character of the same name.
Photograph captures President George W. Bush holding a book upside down in a classroom.
Photograph shows President George W. Bush holding a phone to his ear upside down.
Photograph shows Mount Rushmore being obscured by a sheet during government shutdown.
A woman sued her ex-boyfriend who surreptitiously tattooed a pile of excrement on her back.
Weight lifter suffers prolapsed rectum during powerlifting match.
The University of Toronto is conducting a study regarding the effects of semen on human speech and are offering male volunteers $145 to receive fellatio.
Billboard sponsored by Funeral Directors Association urges viewers to commit suicide.
Video clip shows kicker Shaun Suisham booting an 110-yard field goal.
Night-vision video documents the bizarre existence of a mutant teenager named “Rubber Johnny.”
Video clip shows a man flying with human bird wings.
Customer becomes sick after eating a steak at a chain restaurant; analysis of her meat determines the presence of urine in her meat.
Fast food restaurants and school cafeterias use “Grade D but edible” meat.
Roast fetus is the latest gourmet food in Taiwan.
Tim Horton’s adds nicotine to their coffee to keep their patrons hooked on it.
No one is ever declared dead while on Disney property.