Unless those dentures were made of solid gold, we’re going to go ahead and say he pulled a page out of Lindsay Lohan’s book and made a poor decision.
According to The Washington Post, a biker brought traffic on one of Madrid’s busiest highways to a standstill over the weekend when he decided to park his motorcycle and look for his false teeth that had fallen out of his mouth when he sneezed.
Two Spanish police officers told the man to end his search and get back on his bike for his own safety, and traffic along Madrid’s M-30 highway resumed.
We’re assuming nobody got the exact number of obscenities pissed-off motorists hurled in his direction, and there was no word as to whether or not the man actually found his fake grill. If not, we’ll probably never know just how many bugs were stuck in between his artificial pearly whites.
Let’s be honest. Whether or not he found his false teeth, his day ended up much better than this poor bastard’s: Missing Penis Causes Road Closures
