English Boy Bites Into KFC But Finds a Deep-Fried Blue Towel Instead

By Tommy Gimler

Um, gross.

According to the Daily Mail, Krystal Henderson and her stepson recently made what was supposed to be a jolly old trip to Kentucky Fried Chicken in Newcastle, England. But the dream of devouring a meal packed with deep-fried white meat and sodium quickly turned into a nightmare when 7-year-old Oliver bit into a deep-fried blue towel instead.

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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