British Man Arrested After Police Find His Semen Inside Teddy Bear at House He Robbed

October 13, 2014

Let’s be honest: Stealing a teddy bear is pretty embarrassing, but stealing a teddy bear’s innocence is way out of line, man.

According to Gawker, a 38-year-old Darwen, England, man was pinched by authorities for burglary after they recently found his DNA inside a teddy bear that he went to town on during the break-in.

So why…

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