Hey, that sounds pretty safe to us.
According to UPI, traffic had to be diverted from the George Washington Bridge Bus Station Friday night because of a suspicious silver bag that was found behind a barrier. The bag’s contents? You guessed it: 1,000 prophylactics.
Explosive experts and canine officers were called to the scene after the station’s patrolmen spotted the unattended bag. Once the team determined that no explosives were present, they opened it up to find “about 1,000 individually packaged condoms of various brands and styles” inside.
Nobody has come forward yet to claim the bag, but it sounds to us like it might have belonged to somebody affiliated with the Wilt Chamberlain estate. It also couldn’t be confirmed if any of the condoms were broken, but if any of them were, then calling the bomb squad would have been the right call, as it really doesn’t get any more explosive than a broken jimmy hat.
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